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TortureVision is on the air!
Our mission is to offer movie and television reviews to those who find enjoyment in watching horrendously flawed entertainment. Our podcast covers a wide variety of content, from our thoughts on unfunny sitcoms to abysmal box office bombs. We invite you to partake in our madness, absolutely free of charge! You can stream our reviews from the TortureVision blog now, or download our MP3 files and save them for future consumption. We hope our contribution fits well within the already oversaturated Internet podcasting market.

The Prospector (The Complete First Season) is available to download at Amazon's Kindle Store: 

Darwin's Playground (The Complete First Season) is available to download at Amazon's Kindle Store:  

The Darwin's Playground logo has been applied to a wide variety of items on Zazzle.


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Branden Haize
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Branden Haize was born on September 4th, 1979. A lifelong resident of Arizona, USA, this community college dropout worked many dead end jobs before settling on one involving real estate maintenance. The job itself is basically comprised of menial demolition, construction and janitorial duties that require very little knowledge or skill to complete. With zero benefits and no prospects for advancement, Branden lives a life of unsustainable lower-middle class comfort through the use of bank loans and credit cards. A perpetually single man, never having procreated by choice or accident, Branden is awarded more free time than most people have, which he spends writing scripts to "television" shows that don't exist.

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Kid-Eternity Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014

Thank you for the :+fav: :D

Petzrick Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Thanks for the favorite!
Esau13 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave!
Sangelus Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+devwatch: :aww: ~
TobiasWeinald Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the fav
Joe-Roberts Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for faving Nightmares Reign :) 
whysoawesome Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
thanks for the :+fav: on my toy monster piece! 
DugStanat Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the llama!
BrittMartin Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot for the Fav add & llama!
kissel71 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks for the Llama badge!! ;)
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