brandenhaize

Branden Haize was born on September 4th, 1979. A lifelong resident of Arizona, USA, this community college dropout worked many dead end jobs before settling on one involving real estate maintenance. The job itself is basically comprised of menial demolition, construction and janitorial duties that require very little knowledge or skill to complete. With zero benefits and no prospects for advancement, Branden lives a life of unsustainable lower-middle class comfort through the use of bank loans and credit cards. A perpetually single man, never having procreated by choice or accident, Branden is awarded more free time than most people have, which he spends writing scripts to "television" shows that don't exist.